Citkiktam is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, prudent dove.

Citkiktam created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citkiktam, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Citkiktam, she will destroy your home solar system.

Citkiktam's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Citkiktam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Citkiktam.

5. Never mention ants.