Dadgesshab is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient bird.

Dadgesshab created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadgesshab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dadgesshab, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dadgesshab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dadgesshab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Run away if five horses approach from the south.

3. Always wear black.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Hide if four gulls approach from the west.