Raptencib is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage bee.

Raptencib created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Raptencib, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Raptencib, it will turn you into a goat.

Raptencib's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Raptencib's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight horses approach from the north.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Do not kill birds.

4. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.