Laploplun is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, irritating fairy.

Laploplun created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Laploplun, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Laploplun, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Laploplun's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Laploplun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Laploplun on top of all buildings.

2. Always help sick shrews.

3. Hide from violet snails for they are unholy.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.