Fitnurlit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, capable fish.

Fitnurlit created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitnurlit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fitnurlit, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Fitnurlit's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fitnurlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fitnurlit.

5. Never eat bark.