Nanpopfitpas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind skunk.

Nanpopfitpas created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanpopfitpas, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nanpopfitpas, it will turn you into a duck.

Nanpopfitpas' most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nanpopfitpas' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nanpopfitpas seven times a day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Never talk about asteroids.