Bastzigrill is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring wasp.

Bastzigrill created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastzigrill, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bastzigrill, it will destroy your home solar system.

Bastzigrill's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bastzigrill's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near capybaras while wearing blue hats and balancing six copper spheres on your legs.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Worship no other gods but Bastzigrill.

5. Do not kill monkeys.