Lidnut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent crow.

Lidnut created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidnut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lidnut, he will not invite you to parties.

Lidnut's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Lidnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.