Jarnfargid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome hare.

Jarnfargid created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jarnfargid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jarnfargid, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Jarnfargid's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Jarnfargid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Jarnfargid seven times a day.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Never eat bark.