Dudsidyak is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, able mole.

Dudsidyak created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudsidyak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dudsidyak, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Dudsidyak's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Dudsidyak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five capybaras approach from the south.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near sheep while wearing green rings and balancing nine zinc spheres on your neck.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.