Motfarn Yimtargjin is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody crow.

Motfarn Yimtargjin created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Motfarn Yimtargjin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Motfarn Yimtargjin, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Motfarn Yimtargjin's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Motfarn Yimtargjin's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never jump near pigs.

5. Never think about galaxies.