Yambogtom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable skunk.

Yambogtom created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yambogtom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yambogtom, she will have a low opinion of you.

Yambogtom's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Yambogtom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Yambogtom must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.