Vigyatarn is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, vain fairy.

Vigyatarn created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigyatarn, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigyatarn, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vigyatarn's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Vigyatarn's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Vigyatarn in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vigyatarn.