Armcabbod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered goose.

Armcabbod created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armcabbod, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Armcabbod, he will turn you into a slug.

Armcabbod's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Armcabbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Armcabbod's name in vain.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.