Budflaglid Jinfigyik is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic mouse.

Budflaglid Jinfigyik created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Budflaglid Jinfigyik, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Budflaglid Jinfigyik, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Budflaglid Jinfigyik's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Budflaglid Jinfigyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Budflaglid Jinfigyik in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never skip near pigs.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Budflaglid Jinfigyik.