Wegbimyog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic walrus.

Wegbimyog created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegbimyog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wegbimyog, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wegbimyog's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Wegbimyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Erect eight tin sculptures of Wegbimyog on top of important buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.