Guplinrip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent spider.

Guplinrip created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Guplinrip, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Guplinrip, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Guplinrip's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Guplinrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat turtles with great respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near shrews while wearing indigo hats and balancing seven silver spheres on your feet.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Never talk about spacetime near sharks while wearing orange shorts and balancing six copper spheres on your legs.