Gankanwot is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, pitiless wolf.

Gankanwot created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Gankanwot, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gankanwot, it will make you grow a tail.

Gankanwot's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gankanwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Always obey Gankanwot's priests.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Always take life seriously.