Weenuttjip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sage squirrel.

Weenuttjip created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weenuttjip, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Weenuttjip, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Weenuttjip's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Weenuttjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Weenuttjip.

4. Hide if four seals approach from the north.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.