Bodfarpang is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, quiet mouse.

Bodfarpang created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodfarpang, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bodfarpang, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bodfarpang's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bodfarpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Run away if six mites approach from the south.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.