Fommotflanrakfarbepbimxuck is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, omnipotent mongoose.

Fommotflanrakfarbepbimxuck created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fommotflanrakfarbepbimxuck, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fommotflanrakfarbepbimxuck, she will be mildly annoyed.

Fommotflanrakfarbepbimxuck's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fommotflanrakfarbepbimxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms fawn.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Fommotflanrakfarbepbimxuck in the centre of the settlement.

5. Feed all hungry squirrels.