Cidkipfunomt is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, narcissistic bird.

Cidkipfunomt created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Cidkipfunomt, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cidkipfunomt, it will strike you with lightening.

Cidkipfunomt's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cidkipfunomt's Holy Commandments

1. Cidkipfunomt loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look at comets.