Flynurmut Yarflaghub Yatyokjam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous skunk.

Flynurmut Yarflaghub Yatyokjam created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flynurmut Yarflaghub Yatyokjam, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flynurmut Yarflaghub Yatyokjam, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Flynurmut Yarflaghub Yatyokjam's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Flynurmut Yarflaghub Yatyokjam's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near squirrels while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing five carbon spheres on your neck.

5. Always wear magenta.