Cungetquatyam is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, able yak.

Cungetquatyam created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cungetquatyam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cungetquatyam, it will turn you into a sheep.

Cungetquatyam's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Cungetquatyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cungetquatyam.