Kangepyat Muttonwee is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless lion.

Kangepyat Muttonwee created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kangepyat Muttonwee, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kangepyat Muttonwee, it will turn you into a mouse.

Kangepyat Muttonwee's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Kangepyat Muttonwee's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never wear white stockings.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Do not laugh in public.