Dotfubzim is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, all-knowing wasp.

Dotfubzim created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotfubzim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dotfubzim, it will turn you into a goat.

Dotfubzim's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Dotfubzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Never think about gravity near pigs while wearing violet shorts and balancing five silicon spheres on your chest.