Gebnurldadlib is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic dragon.

Gebnurldadlib created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebnurldadlib, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gebnurldadlib, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gebnurldadlib's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gebnurldadlib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Gebnurldadlib loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Never paint your hands violet.

4. You must pray to Gebnurldadlib seven times a day.

5. Do not speak about cherries.