Cid is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sage mink.

Cid created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cid, it will strike you with lightening.

Cid's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cid's Holy Commandments

1. Cid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Worship no other gods but Cid.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cid.

5. Do not hurt snakes.