Higgofmif is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy ferret.

Higgofmif created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Higgofmif, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Higgofmif, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Higgofmif's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Higgofmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not hurt tortoises.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near eagles while wearing pink dresses.