Cunrowtargqueeggarrat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, selfish cat.

Cunrowtargqueeggarrat created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cunrowtargqueeggarrat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cunrowtargqueeggarrat, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cunrowtargqueeggarrat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cunrowtargqueeggarrat's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near rats while wearing violet kilts.

5. Fast once a month.