Cedkapcud is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, awesome raven.

Cedkapcud created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedkapcud, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cedkapcud, he will destroy your home planet.

Cedkapcud's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cedkapcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cedkapcud.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.