Vonkkem is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, almighty dragonfly.

Vonkkem created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Vonkkem, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vonkkem, he will try to impress you with trees.

Vonkkem's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Vonkkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about fire.