Dossquillstig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, uncaring crocodile.

Dossquillstig created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dossquillstig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dossquillstig, he will turn you into a snail.

Dossquillstig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dossquillstig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Dossquillstig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help great tits in need.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not commit murder.