Dusstonkrill is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating hamster.

Dusstonkrill created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Dusstonkrill, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dusstonkrill, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dusstonkrill's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Dusstonkrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.