Camhoghapkinfossyat is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless lizard.

Camhoghapkinfossyat created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Camhoghapkinfossyat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Camhoghapkinfossyat, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Camhoghapkinfossyat's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Camhoghapkinfossyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Camhoghapkinfossyat's name in vain.

2. Always obey Camhoghapkinfossyat's priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Camhoghapkinfossyat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide if four goats approach from the east.