Bomvabpig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident penguin.

Bomvabpig created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Bomvabpig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bomvabpig, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bomvabpig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bomvabpig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Bomvabpig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not kill tapirs.