Bamgetmad is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, effective dog.

Bamgetmad created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamgetmad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bamgetmad, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bamgetmad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bamgetmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bamgetmad.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Always wear mauve.