Nuttpakbad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, kind aardvark.

Nuttpakbad created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttpakbad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nuttpakbad, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nuttpakbad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nuttpakbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not drink alcohol.