Bongilvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient parrot.

Bongilvonk created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bongilvonk, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bongilvonk, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bongilvonk's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bongilvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.