Capdotdot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring skunk.

Capdotdot created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Capdotdot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Capdotdot, it will turn you into a frog.

Capdotdot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Capdotdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Capdotdot loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Retreat if four doves approach from the east.

4. Do not keep five foxes in a large pit.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.