Vogbanmidbus is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unfair hare.

Vogbanmidbus created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Vogbanmidbus, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vogbanmidbus, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Vogbanmidbus' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Vogbanmidbus' Holy Commandments

1. Vogbanmidbus must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Vogbanmidbus in the centre of the settlement.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.