Bestquillged is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless cat.

Bestquillged created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestquillged, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bestquillged, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bestquillged's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bestquillged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look after injured voles.

5. Never paint your face cyan.