Jambidfem Xenbopham is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, humorless hamster.

Jambidfem Xenbopham created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jambidfem Xenbopham, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jambidfem Xenbopham, it will refuse to believe in you.

Jambidfem Xenbopham's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Jambidfem Xenbopham's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not stand on grass.