Tommipbit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless goblin.

Tommipbit created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tommipbit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tommipbit, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tommipbit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tommipbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Run away from green sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Do not kill monkeys.

4. Never feed peanuts to grasshopers while wearing turquoise shoes.

5. Fast once a month.