Lunbegbim is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient lion.

Lunbegbim created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunbegbim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lunbegbim, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Lunbegbim's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Lunbegbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Never skip in the presence of bats.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.