Cibnulgab Dotlarnbod is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, two-faced jackal.

Cibnulgab Dotlarnbod created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibnulgab Dotlarnbod, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cibnulgab Dotlarnbod, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cibnulgab Dotlarnbod's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cibnulgab Dotlarnbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

2. Always help sick goats.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cibnulgab Dotlarnbod.