Flylenpidmig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying chicken.

Flylenpidmig created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flylenpidmig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flylenpidmig, she will boil you in a big pot.

Flylenpidmig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Flylenpidmig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near pigs while wearing red ear rings.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.