Vonsadhitmutfitcatsaktag is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, omnipotent
donkey.
Vonsadhitmutfitcatsaktag created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vonsadhitmutfitcatsaktag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Vonsadhitmutfitcatsaktag, he will curse you with boils.
Vonsadhitmutfitcatsaktag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Vonsadhitmutfitcatsaktag's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about planets.
2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
5. Do not wear magenta clothing.