Bossbisskar is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, resourceful wasp.

Bossbisskar created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossbisskar, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bossbisskar, he will be very unhappy.

Bossbisskar's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bossbisskar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Never eat figs.