Mumtiftadkabbugsidnigwad Ratdamqueeg
is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous
bat
.
Mumtiftadkabbugsidnigwad Ratdamqueeg
created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mumtiftadkabbugsidnigwad Ratdamqueeg
, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Mumtiftadkabbugsidnigwad Ratdamqueeg
, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Mumtiftadkabbugsidnigwad Ratdamqueeg's
most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Mumtiftadkabbugsidnigwad Ratdamqueeg's Holy Commandments
1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
5. You must never eat rice.
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