Mumtiftadkabbugsidnigwad Ratdamqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous bat.

Mumtiftadkabbugsidnigwad Ratdamqueeg created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumtiftadkabbugsidnigwad Ratdamqueeg, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mumtiftadkabbugsidnigwad Ratdamqueeg, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mumtiftadkabbugsidnigwad Ratdamqueeg's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Mumtiftadkabbugsidnigwad Ratdamqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. You must never eat rice.